Is that a banana in your pocket?

After the grossness of yesterday's post, I think we could all use something much lighter today.

I may have mentioned that S doesn't have a car. Ready, in unison "Pooooooor S!" Well, his solution to this problem was getting himself a handy dandy Schwinn. It is several miles to school, after all. There is a picture of this fine piece of machinery below. I only have one question. With the way he has the seat set up, shouldn't he call it a "Schwiiinnnggg?" Seriously. S is a boy, we think. That has to hurt.