Parents, lock up your daughters!

S is 29 or so. I think I've mentioned this. Even so, he is still in college, full time. School just started. A week or so before classes started we had the following conversation. It scared and scarred me a little.



S: Did I tell you about the tennis courts?
Me: What are you talking about.
S: I guess not.
Me: (pausing) OK, what about the tennis courts.
S: Well, sometimes, when I'm in the student center, I find myself just staring out at the tennis courts for hours on end.
Me: Brain freeze up again?
S: Huh? Oh, no, the view is just absolutely stunning.
Me: Oh, do the tennis courts look out onto the ocean?
S: No, but there are always gorgeous young girls out there.
Me: Umm ... are they students?
S: Well, they may be students who are back early, tennis team or something, or maybe it's some kind of summer tennis camp for high school kids ...
Me: You know this is vaguely pedophilic, right?
S: I'm just staring ...
Me: This must be difficult, huh? Going to school with all these girls who are too young.
S: Too young? Who said they're too young?
Me: Me!
S: Well, I *probably* wouldn't go *much* younger than 20 0r so.
Me: I feel like I should warn someone.

So yeah, if you know anyone with a daughter (I think only daughters) who attends a certain Massachusetts state college on a harbor, tell them to be on the lookout for a smelly older student who looks kinda like Sylar during his dorky glasses wearing phase and rides a Schwinn. They may recognize him from his offers to buy them beer.