I'm going to be rich!

I just received the following e-mail. I can't believe it, I can get gold dust! Where do I sign up?


Dear Sir,

I wish to introduce myself as Captain. Kojo, a mandate and representative of the Asare Bunso family resident in the Eastern Region of Ghana.
As you may know, our region remains the richest in terms of annual turn over in the mining industry in Ghana. Relatively every house whole has a mining concession or the other, either inherited from our late parents or just discovered as a result of geological analysis conducted in our communities.

It may also interest you to know that we currently have in our dear country Ghana, a Gold mining concession that is said to be in exhaustible even in the next 100 years!Based on this statistics, we in our family has decided to request for genuine foreign partnership with very truthful and honest investors who will come down to buy our produce (Gold Dust) and in return, pay for the produce part in cash and the balance In the supply of machineries to enable us boost our mining strength and capacity.

We are willing and ready to go into a long term purchase contract with you if you proof to be reliable and will respect the exclusive sale of the produce to you or your company only.
If this proposal interests you, please kindly reply us immediately and we will be glad to give you further details as to how much quantity we have for offer at the moment and other relevant procedures regarding the smooth completion of the transaction.
Looking forward to hearing from you soon.

Regards,

Yours truly,Captain. Kojo.


I can't wait! I knew I'd be rich some day!

She's an evil girl ...

Megan just sent S the following e-mail, as if she doesn't know that he still hasn't found a place to move, even though he's only paying rent 1 week at a time. I love her.


Hey S****,

I was just calling & e-mailing around to some different movers to see if someone was available on Sunday to move the rest of my stuff. But I wasn't sure what time frame to give them.

I know G*** and I would like to clean your room while it's empty, since it will be a lot easier than when it's full of my boxes. But I wasn't sure when you were planning on moving on Saturday (or if you had a time yet). I'm not trying to nail you down to a specific time, but if you had one, that would help me. Just because we were talking about shampooing the carpet and it would need time to dry, so if you didn't leave until later in the evening, then we'd do the carpet in the morning on Sunday and I'd try to schedule movers for Sunday afternoon. But if you moved early morning on Saturday, then I'd try to get movers for Sunday am.

So what I'm asking is, if you have a time on the 15th -- and no pressure to have a time -- would you share it with me?

Thanks so much,

Megan


It's amazing how sweet she can sound while saying "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU LOSER!!!!"

Now if only he'd pack up and get out.

Sick, sick stuff

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