She's an evil girl ...

Megan just sent S the following e-mail, as if she doesn't know that he still hasn't found a place to move, even though he's only paying rent 1 week at a time. I love her.


Hey S****,

I was just calling & e-mailing around to some different movers to see if someone was available on Sunday to move the rest of my stuff. But I wasn't sure what time frame to give them.

I know G*** and I would like to clean your room while it's empty, since it will be a lot easier than when it's full of my boxes. But I wasn't sure when you were planning on moving on Saturday (or if you had a time yet). I'm not trying to nail you down to a specific time, but if you had one, that would help me. Just because we were talking about shampooing the carpet and it would need time to dry, so if you didn't leave until later in the evening, then we'd do the carpet in the morning on Sunday and I'd try to schedule movers for Sunday afternoon. But if you moved early morning on Saturday, then I'd try to get movers for Sunday am.

So what I'm asking is, if you have a time on the 15th -- and no pressure to have a time -- would you share it with me?

Thanks so much,

Megan


It's amazing how sweet she can sound while saying "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU LOSER!!!!"

Now if only he'd pack up and get out.