Welcome!

This is the beginning of a new era (or error, depending on who you ask) for me. I recently took a roommate, who, if you can't tell by the title, kinda smells. OK, kinda is too nice. He REEKS to high heaven. I don't know how to describe it exactly. I'd say maybe it is a mixture of sweat, hippie, death and moldy cheese. All I can tell you is that it is terrible.

I intend to use this forum not necessarily to complain about the smell, though I imagine that will happen, but also to share funny (or sad) stories about being 31 and having a roommate again, something I never thought I'd do. I have plenty saved up from the last few months, and I'm sure many more will surface in the days ahead. Beyond the smell, "S" is also just a little (read: a lot) strange. Details to follow. So I hope you enjoy my tales of living with "S."